if i had a girlfriend. she'd probably love me.
we'd have inside jokes and try our best not to be ugly.
if i had a basketball court. i'd play some damn basketball.
one on one to full court, call fouls off a fantastic fall.
if i had a referee, he'd totally let me cheat.
gerbs and z-bone get mad so they can't play. they're beat.
if i had a girlfriend and i won a sports game.
i'd probably get laid and think that the courts lame.
if i had a football pitch, shit, i'd play some fucking football.
i'm talking about soccer i don't give a fuck about football.
anyway i'd play all day, with all 21 friends of mine.
90 minutes, no subs, for pretty much until the end of time.
if i had a gold rope chain i'd look a lot cooler.
i'd get an adidas track suit that i should have got sooner.

sophisticated vocabulary rap.
no fist related, though, capillary snap.
get the blood flowing with the monotone crooner.
knock a verse out today mama home sooner.
dizzy painting prop the wall, tapes lounge on a mixer.
official DOOM posters, photoshop a wu-tang picture.
cat sitting on shoes conger new slang with ya.
that's what friendship is. saw it in a movie film.
'78 caddy, leather seats and a groovy trim.
wack rhymes get buzzer beating shots to the looney bin.